Archives for April 4th, 2009

Observation about marriage

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:46 PM.

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Phases of Marriage Life

Phases of marriage life. 1st Year:  The man speaks and the woman listens. 2nd Year: The woman speaks and the man listens. 3rd Year: They both speak and the neighbors listen. 4th Year: Both woman and man speak and their children listen 15th Year: Parents speak but teenage don’t listen 40th Year:  Both man and woman are too [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:44 PM.

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Marriage Tip: How to get your wife to listen to you?

Marriage Tip  If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:35 PM.

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Cows and Bells Teaser

Question:  Why do cows wear bells? Answer:  Because they lost their horns.

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:12 PM.

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Why can’t we swim in the sea?


The island of Saipan has beautiful beaches but I heard the sea is full of sharks. I heard this joke when I visited the island many years ago. Children : Mum, why can’t we swim in the sea? Mother: Is too dangerous. The sea is full of sharks. Children: Why didn’t you stop Dad from swimming in [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:42 PM.

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Did you cry in school?

Mother told her child not to cry in the classroom. When the child returned form the kindergarten, her mother asked her if she cried on her first day in class. Mum:  Darling did you cry in class today? Child: Nope Mum:  The teacher must have rewarded you with a lollipop for not crying in class. [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 1:14 PM.

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