Archives for April 4th, 2009
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Phases of marriage life. 1st Year: The man speaks and the woman listens. 2nd Year: The woman speaks and the man listens. 3rd Year: They both speak and the neighbors listen. 4th Year: Both woman and man speak and their children listen 15th Year: Parents speak but teenage don’t listen 40th Year: Both man and woman are too [...]
Marriage Tip If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Question: Why do cows wear bells? Answer: Because they lost their horns.
The island of Saipan has beautiful beaches but I heard the sea is full of sharks. I heard this joke when I visited the island many years ago. Children : Mum, why can’t we swim in the sea? Mother: Is too dangerous. The sea is full of sharks. Children: Why didn’t you stop Dad from swimming in [...]