Archives for June 29th, 2009
Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence with the word ‘slept’ in his English class for adult at the community centre. ‘Me slept with Ah Lian last night,” Ah Beng said. ‘That’s wrong. I slept with Ah Lian last night,” corrected Mr Tan, his teacher. ‘ Then it must have been after I fell [...]
An advertisement appeared in the Australian Classified Ads. It reads, ”Man with large farm wants to meet woman with a tractor. Agenda is matrimony.Email picture of tractor to xyz@bigfarm.com”
What does RSVP mean on the wedding invitation card? It means ” Remember, Send Valuable Presents”
