Archives for August, 2009
A doctor got a call from a very anxious woman, ”My son just swallowed 3 panadols, what should I do?” The doctor replied,”Give him a headache, what else?”
Once two friends were boasting about themselves. Ah Long: ‘ Once my grand father’s wrist watch fell into a well. When it was pulled out after 30 yrs it was still running.” Ah Beng: ‘ So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well and after 30 years when he [...]
This incident happened to an American in Bangalore (India). The American tourist called for room service and asked for 7-Up. The telephone operator answered in his best English, ”7-Up? Yes, Sir” The cold drink never arrive but the next morning the tourist was woken up punctually at seven o’ clock.
”Wake up- wake up, darling” ”What happened?” ”Nothing, I just forgot to give you your sleeping pill.”
One day Ah Beng rushed home and went straight to the kitchen. His wife saw him open the sugar container, look inside and close it, and keep it back. After some time, Ah Beng again went back to the kitchen and did the same thing. An hour later, he repeated the same process. Puzzled, his [...]
The Orthopedic surgeon advised the Indian Prime Minister to use a walker after his knee surgery. ‘That is no problem, doc. Will Johnny Walker be ok?’ , said the Prime Minister.
James: What’s so unusual about your girlfriend? Mark: She chews on her nails. James: Lots of girls chew on their nails Mark: Toenails?
Ahmad and Ah Beng were close friends. Ahmad died suddenly. A desolate Ah Beng went to the Newspaper office to put an obituary. He found the rates too high. So he decided to make it as short as he could–just two word,”Ahmad dead” The clerk at the counter refused to take it.’You must make it [...]
Friend: You look different today. Blonde: Yes! the doctor advised me to reduce 2kg.’ Friend: And you have reduced 2kg? Blonde: Yes! I have stopped putting on my make-up.
Having lost his bicycle, Ah Beng got down on his knees and started thanking God. A passerby asked, ‘Your bicycle is missing; what are you thanking God for?’ Ah Beng replied, ‘ I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn’t riding the bicycle at that time; otherwise I would have been missing [...]
Ah Beng was hit by a vehicle. He shouted: ‘ Call the ambulance immediately.” A pedestrian walking by replied, ‘ Don’t worry, you were hit by an ambulance van’
Ah Beng was asked to quote a passage from the scriptures forbidding polygamy. ‘No man can serve two masters’, replied Ah Beng
A 5 year old girl was watching a wedding ceremony when the bridge and groom entered the hall Our of curiosity she asked her mother, ‘Mommy, why is the bride always dressed in white?” ‘Because white symbolizes happiness and she is happy on this day,’ replied her mother. The little girl responded,’ Oh, the bridgegroom [...]