Archives for March, 2010
An Indian politician returned home after his first visit to China. Many reporters surrounded him and asked him what it was the he had been impressed with most about the Chinese people. ‘They are a very gifted race.’ replied the politician. ‘Even a two year old child can speak Mandarin.’
In an international exhibition a stall exhibited some brains of men with different price tags ranging from USD 100 to $100,000. A brain from famous people like Albert Einstein has a price tag of USD 100. Another brain of a taxi driver costs USD 100,000. There was a brain which has a price tag of [...]
A very angry young man barged into a family planning clinic and angrily spoke to the surgeon: ‘You performed that vasectomy operation on me, but my wife is pregnant again. Your surgical skill is very poor and I want to sue you for negligence!.’ ‘Calm down young man. It is you I operated on, not [...]
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed woman [...]
A World War I hero was asked by a young girl: ‘Did you kill a German?’ The hero replied in the affirmative. ‘With which hand did you do it?’ enquired the girl.’ ‘With this right hand.’ The girl took the hand and kissed it. An officer who was watching nearby exploded: ‘ Man! Why didn’t [...]
A swankily dressed and opinionated young man got into a noisy crowded bus. With a very superior air he remarked to the conductor: ‘You seem to have collected all the animals from the zoo in your bus.’ A passenger retorted, ‘Sir, not all of them were in the bus till you came. A donkey was [...]
These are the suggestions on ways to keep an over energetic dumb blonde occupied: A) Give her a piece of paper with PTO (please turn over) written on both sides. B) Put her in a circle room and tell her to look for the corner of the room.