Archives for June, 2010
Did you hear about the rock and roll singer who wore a hearing aid for five years ….then found out he only needed a haircut?
Bride: ‘I don’t want to leave out any insignificant details on my wedding’ Mother: ‘Don’t worry! I’m sure he’s there!’
Nowadays you’ll find almost everything in the average American home…. except the family.
Husband: ‘Do you think you can paint a good portrait of my wife?’ Artist: ‘My friend, I can make it so lifelike you’ll jump every time you see it’
Why did Ah Beng stay up all night to study? Because he had to see a doctor in the morning for a blood test.