Archives for July, 2010
“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
An elephant saw a turtle and decided to pick it up with its trunk and hurled it far away. A second elephant which saw what happened asked , ‘Why are you so cruel to the poor turtle?’ First elephant replied, ‘that turtle bit me some 50 years ago’ Second elephant exclaimed, ‘you really have good [...]
