Archives for October, 2010
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young [...]
When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily high blood pressure, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother’s side or your father’s?" The doctor asked. "Neither," he replied. "It’s from my wife’s family." "Oh, come on, stop joking about your health," the doctor said. "How could your wife’s [...]
The Cliff And The Blondes. A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first? The dumb blonde because smart blondes don’t exist.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first? The dumb blonde because smart blondes don’t exist.
