Archives for November, 2010
One comes up with the slogan: "Coverage from the cradle to the grave." The second one tries to improve on that with: "Coverage from the womb to the tomb." Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with: "From the sperm to the worm." The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave [...]
I was walking down the hallway in a local mental hospital and saw a patient with his ear pressed hard against the wall. I asked him "What are you listening to?" He said "Put your ear to the wall and you will hear it too." So I did and after a long time I remarked [...]
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it’s usually too late.