Archives for December, 2010
Teacher: “If there are any idiots in the room please stand up ” After a long silence, one boy rose to his feet. Teacher: “Why do you consider yourself an idiot? ” Student: “I don’t. I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. “
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, after the doctor examined him, he told the man he had some bad news… he had cancer and Alzheimers. The man replied, ” Well, at least I don’t have cancer ”
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.