Archives for January, 2011
The hospital is where a nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Surgeon: “ If I consider the operation necessary, would you have the money to pay for it?” Patient: “Let’s put it this way. . . . If I didn’t have the money to pay for it, would you consider the operation to be necessary?”
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first? The dumb blonde because smart blondes don’t exist.
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: Nope. Is it missing?