Archives for January, 2012
An elderly woman came out of a doctor’s consultation room looking very angry and quickly left in a state of agitation. “What happened?” asked the nurse. “ I told her she was pregnant,” replied the doctor. “You couldn’t be serious,” remarked the nurse. “Of course not,” the doctor answered. “But I did cure her of [...]
Some people say I am pretty while others say I am ugly. What do you say? Answer: Pretty Ugly
What is always behind time? Answer: The back of a clock.
Why does Ah Beng wear a tie and suit to sleep at night? Answer: He is being prepared because he may meet someone important in his dreams.