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A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you [...]
An old farmer and his wife stepped into modern Shanghai for the first time after China became modernized. They marvelled at all the tall buildings and vehicles in the modern city. Suddenly they saw the lift at the bottom of a sky scrapper opened up. His wife asked, Whats that? The farmer responded, I never [...]
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to [...]
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a [...]
Someone sent me this sample of a corporate love letter. The Corporate Love Letter: Dearest Ms. _____, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25th of December 2008. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 24 th of December 2008 at 1500 [...]
This is such a funny Happy Birthday Video. That man spoilt everything with the leak.
Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?
Question: Why do cows wear bells? Answer: Because they lost their horns.
The island of Saipan has beautiful beaches but I heard the sea is full of sharks. I heard this joke when I visited the island many years ago. Children : Mum, why can’t we swim in the sea? Mother: Is too dangerous. The sea is full of sharks. Children: Why didn’t you stop Dad from swimming in [...]
Ah Beng bought a new mobile phone. He sent this message to every contacts in his phone directory: “My mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”
Dentist: I need your help? Can you scream as loud as you could before I let you out of the treatment room? Patient: Sure. But why doc? Wouldn’t that frighten all your patients who are waiting outside? Dentist:= Yes, I am late for my 4 o’clock appointment with my girlfriend and there are still many [...]
Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.
Ah Beng: Doctor, I couldn’t sleep well at night. I keep having bad dreams every night. Doctor: Take this tablet and you will be ok. Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? Doctor: Sure. but why? Ah Beng: Is the final match tonight and I don’t want to miss it.
Teacher: What is the future tense for ‘he killed someone”? Ah Beng: Death by hanging.
Wife: Honey , don’t you think our son got all his brain from me? Husband: I’m sure you are right because I still have mine with me.
Boy: What kind of dog is that? Mrs Tan: Oh, my dog is a police dog. Boy: You must be joking. It sure doesn’t look like one to me. Mrs Tan: Of course not. He’s in the Secret Service (doing undercover work).
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and smoking, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
A muscular body builder walked into a pub and challenged anyone who can squeeze out more orange juice than he could with one hand. So he proceeded to pick up an orange and squeezed one glass full of juice. An old lady came from behind, picked up one orange and squeezed out two glasses full [...]
This video clip is hilarious. What do old people do for fun?
This video about a man scrapping his car is really funny!
Is the boy feeling better? Surgeon: How is that little boy doing who swallowed the one dollar coin last night? Nurse: No change yet.
This is a simple teaser about nurses (Sorry nurses, this is meant to be a joke.) Question. What is practical nursing? (Sorry nurses, this is meant to be a joke.) Answer . To fall in love with a rich patient.