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		<title>Lesson on blood circulation</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A biology teacher was giving a lesson on the blood circulatory system Trying to make the matter clearer, She asked the class: &#34;Now, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.&#34; &#34;Yes, teacher,&#34; the students said. &#34;Then why is it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Writing lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. &#34;Ah Ha! I have waited for many years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court,&#34; he smiled with delight. &#34;Now sit down at that corner and write &#8216;I will not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Checking Answers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah Beng&#8217;s son was in&#160; school was taking a true-false test and he&#8217;s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he&#8217;s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, &#34;What are you doing?&#34; Ah Beng&#8217;s son replied, &#34;Checking my answers.&#34;]]></description>
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		<title>Homework</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl came home from school and told her mother, &#34;Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn&#8217;t do.&#34; The mother exclaimed, &#34;But that&#8217;s terrible! I&#8217;m going to have a talk with your principal about this &#8230; by the way, what was it that you didn&#8217;t do?&#34; The little girl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I have a million dollar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher asked her class to write a composition on what they&#8217;d do if they had a million dollars. Ah Beng handed in a blank sheet of paper. &#8216;Ah Beng!&#8217; yelled the teacher, &#8216;what is this, you have not written anything!&#8217;. Why?&#8217; &#8216;Because if I had a million dollars, that&#8217;s exactly what I would do. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Think long term</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 16:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a ten dollar note in one hand and a fifty cent coin in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby got eaten up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A toddler walked over to the pregnant woman while waiting with his mother in the clinic. He inquisitively asks the woman,&#34; why is your stomach so big?&#34; She replied, &#34;Im having a baby.&#34; With big eyes,he asked, &#34;Is the baby in your stomach?&#34; She said, &#34;He sure is.&#34; Then the little boy with a puzzled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laugh when the boss tells joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 11:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one young man laughed uproariously. &#34;What&#8217;s the matter?&#34; grumbled the boss. &#34;Haven&#8217;t you got a sense of humor?&#34; &#34;I don&#8217;t have to laugh,&#34; he replied. &#34;I&#8217;m resigning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life after death</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Do you believe in life after death?&#34; the supervisor asked one of his staff. &#34;Yes, Mdm,&#34; the new staff replied. &#34;Well, then, that answers my question&#34; the supervisor remarked. &#34;Your grandmother stopped by to see you after you left early to attend her funeral yesterday.&#34;]]></description>
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		<title>Interesting Definitions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 14:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tituslow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. [...]]]></description>
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