Archives for “Christian Jokes”
Two men went hunting and shot at a deer at the same time. Since they used the same type of guns and there was only one bullet entry wound on the deer they started arguing over who actually shot the deer. They sought help from the park ranger who happened to pass by. “The preacher [...]
A very rich man was dying and in his final moment he only wanted to meet two persons. Everyone was curious because he only asked to meet his doctor and his lawyer. He did not even ask to have his wife and children by his side before he took his last breath. The truth came [...]
Pastor: Do you say prayers before eating? Little Jonah: I don’t have to ! Mummy is very hygienic and she is a good cook.
The teacher asked her accounting class: “Who do you think was the first businessman?” One hand shot up. it was Noah, miss,” said the bright lad. “Noah, why Noah?” “Well, while all the rest of the world went into liquidation, Noah floated his own company.”
Adam and Eve could are not Chinese nor Indians. Why? Chinese eat snakes and if they have been Chinese they would have eaten the snake up when it appears and Satan wouldn’t have a chance to temp the human race. Indians are snake charmers and they would have charmed the snake (Satan) at the garden [...]
Eve: Adam , do you love me? Adam: Who else can I love?
Why is Adam the fastest runner ever? Answer: Because he was first in the human race
Why was Adam created first? Answer: To give him a chance to speak first
An airliner encountered very severe turbulence and the flight was very bumpy. A frightened and nervous passenger who was seated next to a missionary turned to him for comfort. ”Can’t you do something about the turbulence?’ she pleaded. ”I am sorry, Ma’am, I am in sales, not management.” said the missionary.
There were two super rich twin brothers who were totally mean and evil. One of them died of a heart attack and the other one went to the pastor of a Baptist church and requested for him to conduct the funeral. He further added that he would give the church $100,000 if the pastor would [...]