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Ah Beng’s son was in school was taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" Ah Beng’s son replied, "Checking my answers."
Teacher: “If there are any idiots in the room please stand up ” After a long silence, one boy rose to his feet. Teacher: “Why do you consider yourself an idiot? ” Student: “I don’t. I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. “
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give [...]
Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.
Teacher: What is the future tense for ‘he killed someone”? Ah Beng: Death by hanging.