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Ah Beng’s son was in  school was taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" Ah Beng’s son replied, "Checking my answers."


Teacher: “If there are any idiots in the room please stand up ” After a long silence, one boy rose to his feet. Teacher: “Why do you consider yourself an idiot? ” Student: “I don’t. I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. “


After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give [...]


Mother told her child not to cry in the classroom. When the child returned form the kindergarten, her mother asked her if she cried on her first day in class. Mum:  Darling did you cry in class today? Child: Nope Mum:  The teacher must have rewarded you with a lollipop for not crying in class. [...]


Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.


Teacher: What is the future tense for ‘he killed someone”? Ah Beng: Death by hanging.