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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first son said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second son said, "I sent her a BMW with a driver." The third son smiled and [...]
This is an interesting sign someone spotted in US. Don’t mess with kids nowadays. They can be dangerous. “Don’t hit kids. No seriously they have guns now!”
The Beng family just hired a new maid and decided to lay some house rules for her. ‘I want you to remember that this family has breakfast punctually at 7.30am every morning. Understand!’ said Mrs Beng very sternly. ”Oh, don’t worry,” said the new maid. ”If I oversleep, just go ahead without me. I don’t usually [...]
Why was Adam created first? Answer: To give him a chance to speak first
Wife: Why are you caning our son for no reason today? Husband: I am leaving for a business trip tonight and he is getting his report card tomorrow. I am not home to punish him tomorrow.
Marriage is a partnership. My wife is the active partner. I am the silent partner.
A toddler got lost in a supermarket and shouted frantically for his mother ,’Abigali, Abigail!’ When he finally found his mother, she chided him,’I am your mother, you shouldn’t call me Abigail!” The toddler replied,”but the supermarket is full of mothers ”