Archives for “Teasers”

Can’t help stealing

Patient : “Doctor, I can’t help stealing!” Doctor: “Have you taken anything for it?”

Comments are off. Posted by on Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 3:30 AM.

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Which is fastest- cold or heat?

Which is faster – cold or heat? Heat, because you can catch a COLD

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 1:24 AM.

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Birds with no eye

How do you call a bird with no (i) eye? Brd

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 1:22 PM.

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Its days were numbered

Why was the calendar so anxious? Its days were numbered.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 3:20 AM.

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One armed dumb blonde

How do you get a one-armed dumb blonde down a treee? Answer: Wave to her

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, July 20, 2009 at 2:16 AM.

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Starving cannibal

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a hand.

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, July 20, 2009 at 1:18 AM.

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Open minded

Why did the monster cut off the top of his head? He wanted to keen an open mind

Comments are off. Posted by on Sunday, July 19, 2009 at 4:11 AM.

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Magicians talk

What did one magician say to the other? “Who was that woman I sawed you with last night?”

Comments are off. Posted by on Sunday, July 19, 2009 at 3:14 AM.

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Government and Mafia

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 5:10 AM.

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Why was the belt arrested?

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of trousers.

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 1:06 AM.

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A Monkey

What kind of key do you need to open a banana? A MonKey

Comments are off. Posted by on Friday, July 17, 2009 at 2:03 AM.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling (feeling) well.

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 at 7:59 AM.

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Learn to swim

Where did you learn to swim? Ah Beng: “In the water”

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM.

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Periodic Table

What is a periodic table? A table used only occasionally

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 7:46 AM.

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Elephants swimmng

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 4:49 AM.

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Polar bears

What do polar bears have for lunch? Ice burgers

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, July 13, 2009 at 8:44 AM.

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Most popular drink in Australia

What is the most popular drink in Australia? Answer: Coca Koala

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, July 6, 2009 at 9:46 AM.

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Comb for the bald man

What did  the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday? Answer:  I’ll never part with it!

Comments are off. Posted by on Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:16 AM.

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Cooks are cruel

Why are cooks cruel? Because the beat up the eggs, whip the cream and batter the fishes

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, June 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM.

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Pianist

Why couldn’t the pianist open the piano? Because they keys are inside

Comments are off. Posted by on Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 3:05 PM.

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Egyptian girl

Why was the Egyptian girl  confused? Because her daddy was a mummy.

Comments are off. Posted by on Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 3:03 PM.

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Ferry tales

What stories do sailors tell their children? Ferry tales

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, June 15, 2009 at 1:21 AM.

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Leopard spots

Can a leopard change its spots? Yes, when it moves from one spot to another.

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:01 AM.

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Policeman on a tree

What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch

Comments are off. Posted by on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 11:29 AM.

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What goes up but cannot come down?

I heard this riddle from a child. Question: What goes up but cannot come down? Answer: Our age.

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 1:06 PM.

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