Archives for “Human Anatomy”

Weighing scale

Fat lady: I ‘m very annoyed with that weighing scale. Husband: Why’s that? Fat lady: When I stepped on it, it said, “One person at a time , please”

Comments are off. Posted by on Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:19 AM.

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Comb for the bald man

What did  the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday? Answer:  I’ll never part with it!

Comments are off. Posted by on Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:16 AM.

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My MRI Report

A neurologist took 5 min to study the MRI film in front of his patient who is suffering from constant headache. Patient: Doc, what do you see on my MRI? Neurologist: There is nothing right on your left brain and there is nothing left in your right brain. Patient: ? what does that mean?

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 1:03 PM.

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Ear to ear talk

Teaser What did one ear say to the other ear? Oh, I didn’t know we are staying around the same block.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 10:59 AM.

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Eye to eye talk

Teaser Question: What does one eye say to another eye? Answer:  Between us something smells!

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 10:56 AM.

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