Archives for “lawyer”
A very rich man was dying and in his final moment he only wanted to meet two persons. Everyone was curious because he only asked to meet his doctor and his lawyer. He did not even ask to have his wife and children by his side before he took his last breath. The truth came [...]
A doctor and a lawyer crashed into each other in a road traffic accident. Both escaped with minor scratches but their expensive cars were in a mess. Seeing that the doctor was dazed the lawyer offered him a drink. The doctor accepted it and drank deeply before handing back the bottle of whisky back to [...]
A senior partner was interviewing young lawyers for her expanding law firm. “As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Tan, are you an ‘honest’ lawyer?” “Honest?” replied Mr Tan. “Let me [...]
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give [...]
One international customer service consultant was very impressed with our SIA and came to Singapore to find out how our Singapore Airline select our iconic Singapore Girls. The consultant was invited to sit in during one of the SIA interview session. Interviewer : What were you doing before applying for this job? Interviewee : I [...]
I was in Bangalore ( India) a couple of years ago. I saw two Indian farmers fighting over a cow. One farmer was pulling the cow’s tail. The other was holding on to its head. They got a lawyer to resolve the dispute. But the lawyer was nowhere to be found. Where is the lawyer? [...]
A lawyer was very happy when a client walked in to see him. Lawyer: Have you been to see other lawyers? Client: Yes I have? Lawyer: And they were not good enough for you. Well, I will accept your case without wasting any more of your time. Client: Actually … Lawyer: Anyway, did you come [...]
