Archives for “Hospital”
Were you long in the hospital? No, I was the same size as I am now.
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised against rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were [...]
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? ” ‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.’ [...]
Prisoner: You have already performed several surgeries on me. My tonsils, my spleen, half my liver and one of my kidneys have been removed. How long more do I have to wait before you get me out of this hospital? Doctor: Pretty soon. I have already started the process of getting you out of the [...]