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Psychiatrist told his patient, ‘You better pay up the fees you owed me or I shall let you go crazy!”
I was walking down the hallway in a local mental hospital and saw a patient with his ear pressed hard against the wall. I asked him "What are you listening to?" He said "Put your ear to the wall and you will hear it too." So I did and after a long time I remarked [...]
Doctor, doctor , I think I am suffering from Deja Vu Doctor answered: Didn’t I see you yesterday?
The following was engraved on the tombstone of a hypochondriac: “ I told you I was sick!”