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Surgeon: “ If I consider the operation necessary, would you have the money to pay for it?” Patient: “Let’s put it this way. . . . If I didn’t have the money to pay for it, would you consider the operation to be necessary?”
Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,’I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.’ The second responded, ‘You should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’ The third surgeon [...]
Why do surgeons wear masks in the operating theatre? So no one will know who they are if they make a mistake
No offense to the Jews who are probably the smartest people we ever know. They are also very thrifty people. But someone sent this joke to me and it is really funny. Here is the joke: An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type [...]
Patient A & Patient B both have knee pains and both needed knee replacement surgeries. Patient A booked an appointment and was seen within the same day , given a X-ray, MRI and had surgery done three days later. Patient B saw his GP , waited for 1 month for an appointment before getting to [...]
