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“I think I have the swine flu. I have the sudden urge to eat bacon and pork chops”. “The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.”
For the sake of mankind. Don’t get too close to Swine
“Did you hear that Mexico has become a world super power?” “When it sneezes, the whole world gets the flu.”
Ever wonder why Swine Flu (Flew)? Because Swine influenza A (H1N1) virus contains gene segments from swine, avian and human strains. What do you expect when you mix birds and pigs together? You get human swine flu.
It was once said by a politician ,No black man will ever be President. If there is ever a black man who become President, pigs would fly! Sure enough, Swine Flew (Flu) 100 days after Obama became the first black man who became the President of United States.
Swine Flu joke of the day. Who says US will not get Swine Flu? We are not worried about Swine Flu passing over from Mexico. Our border is so secured. Nothing will get over. says one US Custom Officer. The threat of Pandemic is so serious and we should not joke about Swine Flu. But [...]
