Archives for “Money”
Why should you always borrow money from pessimists? They don’t expect you to pay it back
Why can’t you make a million pounds laugh? Because it’s serious money
Wife: I think you married me because my grandfather left me a lot of money. Husband: That is not true. I don’tt really care who left you the money.
Is the boy feeling better? Surgeon: How is that little boy doing who swallowed the one dollar coin last night? Nurse: No change yet.