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Boy: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Dad: Have I not told you never to say such things during meals? Mum: Why did you ask the question? Boy: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s vegie but now it’s gone.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A teacher was testing the children in class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?’ ‘NO!’ the children answered. ‘If I [...]
They are more valuable than any of the younger generations They have silver in their hair. They have gold in their teeth. They have stones in their kidneys. They have lead in their feet. They consume less than the younger people. They are loaded with natural gas!
An old lady went to see her tailor to make a tie for Willie, her cat. Since she could not give the exact measurement for the length of her cat, the tailor asked, Why dont you bring your cat here for me to do some measurements? The old lady replied, I couldnt do that. The [...]
Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?
This video clip is hilarious. What do old people do for fun?
