Archives for “Old People”
They are more valuable than any of the younger generations They have silver in their hair. They have gold in their teeth. They have stones in their kidneys. They have lead in their feet. They consume less than the younger people. They are loaded with natural gas!
An old lady went to see her tailor to make a tie for Willie, her cat. Since she could not give the exact measurement for the length of her cat, the tailor asked, Why dont you bring your cat here for me to do some measurements? The old lady replied, I couldnt do that. The [...]
Phases of marriage life. 1st Year: The man speaks and the woman listens. 2nd Year: The woman speaks and the man listens. 3rd Year: They both speak and the neighbors listen. 4th Year: Both woman and man speak and their children listen 15th Year: Parents speak but teenage don’t listen 40th Year: Both man and woman are too [...]
This video clip is hilarious. What do old people do for fun?