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Boy: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Dad: Have I not told you never to say such things during meals? Mum: Why did you ask the question? Boy: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s vegie but now it’s gone.
Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?
Phases of marriage life. 1st Year: The man speaks and the woman listens. 2nd Year: The woman speaks and the man listens. 3rd Year: They both speak and the neighbors listen. 4th Year: Both woman and man speak and their children listen 15th Year: Parents speak but teenage don’t listen 40th Year: Both man and woman are too [...]