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Caterpillars

Boy: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Dad: Have I not told you never to say such things during meals? Mum: Why did you ask the question? Boy: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s vegie but now it’s gone.

Comments are off. Posted by on Sunday, February 6, 2011 at 12:02 AM.

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What is a weapon?

Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?

Comments are off. Posted by on Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 9:10 PM.

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Phases of Marriage Life

Phases of marriage life. 1st Year:  The man speaks and the woman listens. 2nd Year: The woman speaks and the man listens. 3rd Year: They both speak and the neighbors listen. 4th Year: Both woman and man speak and their children listen 15th Year: Parents speak but teenage don’t listen 40th Year:  Both man and woman are too [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 10:44 PM.

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