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What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch


Ah Beng’s house was burglared and he went to file a police report. Ah Beng: “Yes, all the things in my house are stolen except my LCD TV” Police: “Why didn’t the thief steal the TV as well?” Ah Beng: “ I was watching the news when it happened.”


An old lady lost her cat and called the police hotline 999. Police Operator: “This is the police, what can I do for you?” Old Lady: “My Willie is missing” Police Operator: “How old is Willie and how is he related to you?” Old Lady: “Willie is my cat” Police Operator: “Mdm, this is the [...]


An old lady went to see her tailor to make a tie for Willie, her cat. Since she could not give the exact measurement for the length of her cat, the tailor asked, “Why don’t you bring your cat here for me to do some measurements?” The old lady replied, “I couldn’t do that. The [...]


Boy:                       What kind of dog is that? Mrs Tan:              Oh, my dog is a police dog. Boy:                       You must be joking. It sure doesn’t look like one to me. Mrs Tan:              Of course not. He’s in the Secret Service (doing undercover work).