Archives for “Police”
Ah Bengs house was burglared and he went to file a police report. Ah Beng: Yes, all the things in my house are stolen except my LCD TV Police: Why didnt the thief steal the TV as well? Ah Beng: I was watching the news when it happened.
An old lady lost her cat and called the police hotline 999. Police Operator: This is the police, what can I do for you? Old Lady: My Willie is missing Police Operator: How old is Willie and how is he related to you? Old Lady: Willie is my cat Police Operator: Mdm, this is the [...]
An old lady went to see her tailor to make a tie for Willie, her cat. Since she could not give the exact measurement for the length of her cat, the tailor asked, Why dont you bring your cat here for me to do some measurements? The old lady replied, I couldnt do that. The [...]
Boy: What kind of dog is that? Mrs Tan: Oh, my dog is a police dog. Boy: You must be joking. It sure doesn’t look like one to me. Mrs Tan: Of course not. He’s in the Secret Service (doing undercover work).