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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.The bus driver says,’That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Yuck!’ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, angry. She says to passenger next to her,’The driver just insulted me!’ The passenger says,’There’s very rude of the driver to say that. [...]
A very rich man was dying and in his final moment he only wanted to meet two persons. Everyone was curious because he only asked to meet his doctor and his lawyer. He did not even ask to have his wife and children by his side before he took his last breath. The truth came [...]
Father : Whyt aren’t you at school today? Son: I’m sick. Father: Sick of what? Son: Sick of school
Teacher: Ah Beng, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Ah Beng: Ateacher
Teacher: Chloe , your composition on ‘My Cat’ is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy from her ? Chloe : No, teacher We have the same the same cat.
Pastor: Do you say prayers before eating? Little Jonah: I don’t have to ! Mummy is very hygienic and she is a good cook.
Mother: Daniel,why do you always get so dirty? Daniel: I am shorter and closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher : Jane, can you name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago? Jane: Me!
The teacher asked her accounting class: “Who do you think was the first businessman?” One hand shot up. it was Noah, miss,” said the bright lad. “Noah, why Noah?” “Well, while all the rest of the world went into liquidation, Noah floated his own company.”
Chemistry Teacher: James, what is the chemical formula for water? James: H I J K L M N O. Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about? James: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: Jane, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ Jane: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ Teacher: No, that’s wrong Jane: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? David: You told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: Jane, go to the map and find North America .. Jane: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? Class: Jane
A little girl was asked by her mother what she wanted most for her birthday and she said she wanted a baby brother. “Daddy and I would love to give you a baby brother,” said her mother, “but your birthday is in two days time and there isn’t time for us to conceive a baby.” [...]
This 8 year old girl is very pretty and many of the boys in her class are very fond of her. One day she came home and told her mother very excitedly that her classmate Peter has proposed to her. She further asked her mother innocently if she should marry Peter. Her mother replied,’ Does [...]
Wife: Why are you caning our son for no reason today? Husband: I am leaving for a business trip tonight and he is getting his report card tomorrow. I am not home to punish him tomorrow.
Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.