Archives for “Simple Jokes”

Pretty Ugly

Some people say I am pretty while others say I am ugly. What do you say? Answer: Pretty Ugly

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 10:20 PM.

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Behind time

What is always behind time? Answer: The back of a clock.

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 12:19 AM.

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Light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 12:51 PM.

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Honest Student

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Someone dropped $10 at the bus stop. Teacher: So you are a good boy. You stayed behind to help the person to find the $10 right? Student: Nope. I stepped on the $10 till everyone left. That is why I am late

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 12:49 PM.

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Jump higher than a house

Which animal can jump higher than a house.? All animals because a house cannot jump

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:15 PM.

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Superman and Batman

This is a very easy joke to tell. Anybody can do it. You can tell it to any children or adults from all walks of life and you will be guaranteed a good laugh and great fun.< ?xml:namespace prefix = o /> Everybody knows who is Superman and Batman and they can relate to the [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 1:45 AM.

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Nurse & Medicine Cabinet

Why did the nurse opens the medical cabinet so carefully and gently?< ?xml:namespace prefix = o /> Answer: Because she does not want to wake up the sleeping pill.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 1:24 AM.

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