Archives for “Simple Jokes”
Some people say I am pretty while others say I am ugly. What do you say? Answer: Pretty Ugly
What is always behind time? Answer: The back of a clock.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Someone dropped $10 at the bus stop. Teacher: So you are a good boy. You stayed behind to help the person to find the $10 right? Student: Nope. I stepped on the $10 till everyone left. That is why I am late