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Did you hear about the parents who called their baby ‘Caffeine?’ It kept them awake all night! Why did the man climb on to the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep at night.’ ‘Lie on the edge of the bed, then, and you’ll soon drop [...]
Marriage Tip If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Ah Beng: Doctor, I couldn’t sleep well at night. I keep having bad dreams every night. Doctor: Take this tablet and you will be ok. Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? Doctor: Sure. but why? Ah Beng: Is the final match tonight and I don’t want to miss it.