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Did you hear about the parents who called their baby ‘Caffeine?’ It kept them awake all night!   Why did the man climb on to the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.   ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep at night.’ ‘Lie on the edge of the bed, then, and you’ll soon drop [...]


Question: How can a man go without sleep for 8 days? Answer: Why not? He just need to sleep at night.


Marriage Tip  If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


Ah Beng: Doctor, I couldn’t sleep well at night. I keep having bad dreams every night. Doctor: Take this tablet and you will be ok. Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? Doctor: Sure. but why? Ah Beng: Is the final match tonight and I don’t want to miss it.


Why did the nurse opens the medical cabinet so carefully and gently?< ?xml:namespace prefix = o /> Answer: Because she does not want to wake up the sleeping pill.