Archives for “Sports”

Learn to swim

Where did you learn to swim? Ah Beng: “In the water”

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM.

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Elephants swimmng

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 4:49 AM.

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Elephants swimming

Question: Why can’t two elephants swim in the same swimming pool at the same time? Answer: Becasue they only have a pair of trunk

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 1:45 AM.

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Why can’t we swim in the sea?


The island of Saipan has beautiful beaches but I heard the sea is full of sharks. I heard this joke when I visited the island many years ago. Children : Mum, why can’t we swim in the sea? Mother: Is too dangerous. The sea is full of sharks. Children: Why didn’t you stop Dad from swimming in [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 9:42 PM.

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RE: Ah Beng consults a doctor for bad dreams

Ah Beng: Doctor, I couldn’t sleep well at night. I keep having bad dreams every night. Doctor: Take this tablet and you will be ok. Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? Doctor: Sure. but why? Ah Beng: Is the final match tonight and I don’t want to miss it.

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:49 AM.

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