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Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,’I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.’ The second responded, ‘You should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’ The third surgeon [...]
If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she say? “Tell me about your work today, darling”
When does a person decide to become an accountant? Answer: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker.