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What did  the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday? Answer:  I’ll never part with it!


A little girl was asked by her mother what she wanted most for her birthday and she said she wanted a baby brother. “Daddy and I would love to give you a baby brother,” said her mother, “but your birthday is in two days time and there isn’t time for us to conceive a baby.” [...]