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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one young man laughed uproariously. "What’s the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven’t you got a sense of humor?" "I don’t have to laugh," he replied. "I’m resigning [...]
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We [...]
Someone sent me this joke about two ‘smart’ drivers. Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one “Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid… you don’t believe? Let me show you.” and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said “Ah Beng, [...]
A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper points to two identical looking parrots in a cage and says: “This first parrot costs $100 and the other one costs $5000″. Customer: “Why does the second parrot cost so much more? What can it do?” Shopkeeper: ” To be honest that [...]
