Where do sharks go for holiday? Answer: Finland
What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch
Question: How can a man go without sleep for 8 days? Answer: Why not? He just need to sleep at night.
Question: Why can’t two elephants swim in the same swimming pool at the same time? Answer: Becasue they only have a pair of trunk
Question. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? Answer. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Question.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? Answer . Very large hands.
Question.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Answer. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
This is a simple teaser Question: Which side of the chicken has more feathers? Answer: The outside. (There is no feather on the inside of the chicken)
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