Archives for “Teasers”

Sharks go for holiday

Where do sharks go for holiday? Answer: Finland

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, June 15, 2009 at 1:14 AM.

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Policeman on a tree

What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch

Comments are off. Posted by on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 11:29 AM.

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Sleep

Question: How can a man go without sleep for 8 days? Answer: Why not? He just need to sleep at night.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, April 7, 2009 at 10:47 AM.

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Elephants swimming

Question: Why can’t two elephants swim in the same swimming pool at the same time? Answer: Becasue they only have a pair of trunk

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 1:45 AM.

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Lifting an elephant

Question. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? Answer. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 1:44 AM.

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Teaser: Fruits

Question.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? Answer . Very large hands.

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 1:42 AM.

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Drop a raw egg on a concrete floor

Question.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Answer. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, April 6, 2009 at 1:39 AM.

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Teaser-Chicken Feathers

This is a simple teaser Question: Which side of the chicken has more feathers? Answer: The outside. (There is no feather on the inside of the chicken)

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:32 AM.

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Superman and Batman

This is a very easy joke to tell. Anybody can do it. You can tell it to any children or adults from all walks of life and you will be guaranteed a good laugh and great fun.< ?xml:namespace prefix = o /> Everybody knows who is Superman and Batman and they can relate to the [...]

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 1:45 AM.

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Nurse & Medicine Cabinet

Why did the nurse opens the medical cabinet so carefully and gently?< ?xml:namespace prefix = o /> Answer: Because she does not want to wake up the sleeping pill.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 1:24 AM.

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