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“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Quote from a woman. “I married what I thought was an ideal man, I got an ordeal and I now want a new deal’
Wife: I think you married me because my grandfather left me a lot of money. Husband: That is not true. I don’tt really care who left you the money.
Marriage is a partnership. My wife is the active partner. I am the silent partner.
Marriage Tip If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
