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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first son said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second son said, "I sent her a BMW with a driver." The third son smiled and [...]
Mother: Daniel,why do you always get so dirty? Daniel: I am shorter and closer to the ground than you are.
A toddler got lost in a supermarket and shouted frantically for his mother ,’Abigali, Abigail!’ When he finally found his mother, she chided him,’I am your mother, you shouldn’t call me Abigail!” The toddler replied,”but the supermarket is full of mothers ”
Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?
Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.