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An elderly woman came out of a doctor’s consultation room looking very angry and quickly left in a state of agitation. “What happened?” asked the nurse. “ I told her she was pregnant,” replied the doctor. “You couldn’t be serious,” remarked the nurse. “Of course not,” the doctor answered. “But I did cure her of [...]
The hospital is where a nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: Nope. Is it missing?
A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, there is crazy guy who claims that he is invisible in our waiting area. Doctor: Well, tell him I can’t see him because he is invisible. Call [...]
Question: Why did the nurse go to art school? Answer: She went there to learn how to draw blood.
Is the boy feeling better? Surgeon: How is that little boy doing who swallowed the one dollar coin last night? Nurse: No change yet.