Archives for “Police”
Ah Beng was arrested by the police for burglary. Police: What did you steal from the victims house? Ah Beng: Nothing. Police: How come you did not steal anything? Ah Beng: Both my hands were occupied. The alarm was too loud and I had to use my hands to cover both ears.
An old lady lost her cat and called the police hotline 999. Police Operator: This is the police, what can I do for you? Old Lady: My Willie is missing Police Operator: How old is Willie and how is he related to you? Old Lady: Willie is my cat Police Operator: Mdm, this is the [...]
Boy: What kind of dog is that? Mrs Tan: Oh, my dog is a police dog. Boy: You must be joking. It sure doesn’t look like one to me. Mrs Tan: Of course not. He’s in the Secret Service (doing undercover work).