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Ah Beng was arrested by the police for burglary. Police: What did you steal from the victim’s house? Ah Beng: Nothing. Police: How come you did not steal anything? Ah Beng: Both my hands were occupied. The alarm was too loud and I had to use my hands to cover both ears.


What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch


An old lady lost her cat and called the police hotline 999. Police Operator: “This is the police, what can I do for you?” Old Lady: “My Willie is missing” Police Operator: “How old is Willie and how is he related to you?” Old Lady: “Willie is my cat” Police Operator: “Mdm, this is the [...]


Boy:                       What kind of dog is that? Mrs Tan:              Oh, my dog is a police dog. Boy:                       You must be joking. It sure doesn’t look like one to me. Mrs Tan:              Of course not. He’s in the Secret Service (doing undercover work).