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Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,’I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.’ The second responded, ‘You should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’ The third surgeon [...]
A famous politician delivered a powerful speech at a congress. The audience stood up and gave him a standing ovation and many people rushed forward to ask for his autograph and snap his photograph. A reporter wanted to know his telephone number so as to clarify on certain things he said, ” Sir, Can I [...]
