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Why does Ah Beng wear a tie and suit to sleep at night? Answer: He is being prepared because he may meet someone important in his dreams.
Did you hear about the parents who called their baby ‘Caffeine?’ It kept them awake all night! Why did the man climb on to the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep at night.’ ‘Lie on the edge of the bed, then, and you’ll soon drop [...]
If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she say? “Tell me about your work today, darling”
A sign behind a bus: ‘If you sleep, your family will weep”
