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Wife: Why are you caning our son for no reason today? Husband: I am leaving for a business trip tonight and he is getting his report card tomorrow. I am not home to punish him tomorrow.
Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?
Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.