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There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it’s usually too late.
Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,’I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.’ The second responded, ‘You should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’ The third surgeon [...]
Is the boy feeling better? Surgeon: How is that little boy doing who swallowed the one dollar coin last night? Nurse: No change yet.