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A biology teacher was giving a lesson on the blood circulatory system Trying to make the matter clearer, She asked the class: "Now, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, teacher," the students said. "Then why is it [...]
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Ah Ha! I have waited for many years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that corner and write ‘I will not [...]
The teacher asked her class to write a composition on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Ah Beng handed in a blank sheet of paper. ‘Ah Beng!’ yelled the teacher, ‘what is this, you have not written anything!’. Why?’ ‘Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do. [...]
Teacher: “If there are any idiots in the room please stand up ” After a long silence, one boy rose to his feet. Teacher: “Why do you consider yourself an idiot? ” Student: “I don’t. I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. “
Teacher: Ah Beng, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Ah Beng: Ateacher
Teacher : Jane, can you name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago? Jane: Me!
Teacher: Jane, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ Jane: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ Teacher: No, that’s wrong Jane: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? David: You told me to do it without using tables.