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Which is fastest- cold or heat?

Which is faster – cold or heat? Heat, because you can catch a COLD

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Birds with no eye

How do you call a bird with no (i) eye? Brd

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 1:22 PM.

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Its days were numbered

Why was the calendar so anxious? Its days were numbered.

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 3:20 AM.

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One armed dumb blonde

How do you get a one-armed dumb blonde down a treee? Answer: Wave to her

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Open minded

Why did the monster cut off the top of his head? He wanted to keen an open mind

Comments are off. Posted by on Sunday, July 19, 2009 at 4:11 AM.

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Magicians talk

What did one magician say to the other? “Who was that woman I sawed you with last night?”

Comments are off. Posted by on Sunday, July 19, 2009 at 3:14 AM.

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Gorillas have big nostrils

Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Ah Beng: Because they have big fingers

Comments are off. Posted by on Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 5:55 AM.

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Dumb blonde throws a grenade

What do you do if a dumb blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Comments are off. Posted by on Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 4:53 AM.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling (feeling) well.

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 at 7:59 AM.

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Learn to swim

Where did you learn to swim? Ah Beng: “In the water”

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM.

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Periodic Table

What is a periodic table? A table used only occasionally

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 7:46 AM.

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Polar bears

What do polar bears have for lunch? Ice burgers

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Ferry tales

What stories do sailors tell their children? Ferry tales

Comments are off. Posted by on Monday, June 15, 2009 at 1:21 AM.

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Leopard spots

Can a leopard change its spots? Yes, when it moves from one spot to another.

Comments are off. Posted by on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:01 AM.

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Eye to eye talk

Teaser Question: What does one eye say to another eye? Answer:  Between us something smells!

Comments are off. Posted by on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 10:56 AM.

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